fraternity comments

Match 1

PIKE vs. TEP ? Since all of the FSU athletes had practice, PIKE rushes to recruit some high school athletes to bulk up their appearance and return their brotherhood numbers to 150+. TEP arrives chanting ?Tau Ep, never TEP? and armed with metal-plated skin-piercing Yamakas. PIKE initiates the action by hurling a barrage of footballs and other sports paraphernalia, but TEP is unscathed. TEP begins launching their metal-plated Yamakas at PIKE while rambling off really big numbers and are effective in confusing them and pushing them back. Suddenly, the world?s strongest man, a PIKE initiate as of 12 seconds ago, launches a giant t-bone non-kosher steak that smothers the entire TEP brotherhood who fizzle and evaporate, destined for certain doom for touching non-kosher meat. PIKE wins.

Sorry, all of these should be round 1...

Match 4

Delt vs. TKE ? TKE arrives to the battle only to see the Delts styling each others hair while listening to South Beach style music. One of the Delts screams ?I?M OUT OF L.A. LOOKS!? The music comes to a halt as the Delts panic to find more hair gel. Finally, a TKE brother uses his 999 IQ and toolish ability to throw his voice and yells ?LET?S RAID THE PHI SIG HOUSE!? The Delts agree, run off to Phi Sig ready to rage. A judgment call is made that TKE will be allowed to continue on to the next round by default, but Delt is not eliminated. Instead, there will be a three way battle between Delt, Phi Sig, and FIJI.

No where near as good as the original. Quit now before you embarrass yourself. You must be a KA considering you didn't even attempt to bash them. Worthless.

As much as we bash on each other, we need to bond as a greek community and pray for the Phi Sig that's in the hospital. Personally, as much as I hate on them, I would never hope or pray for death on a greek brother. Regardless of his wrongdoing, I hope he survives through the trauma.

oh my god, everyone read this

http://spot.colorado.edu/~adler/silent.htm

if you have a big house you will be a good fraternity.... if you don't then you won't... its as simple as that.... sigma nu will take phi sigs spot and vice verca... give it two years...

Tell that the the whole SEVEN (7) new Sigma Nu pledges.

you mean the THIRTY FIVE (35) new Sigma Nu pledges?

anybody know how many pledges each fraternity got? i know there were less kids rushing this year b/c there were less kids coming into FSU and some of the non top houses extended rush to Friday to try to get more guys....From what I've heard Kappa Sig barely had any and TKE got a lot with about 40 or so

I heard Theta Chi had 60+ and Phi Sig had 50+. That's either great work by their recruitment chairs, or a desperate effort to increase numbers.