Where them fine ass Latvian women at?

I’m only going to rush this school if I’m promised that I can meet at least 2 Latvian women in any of the sororities. They must have a voluptuous dump truck but also be able to run a mile without passing out half way through. My dad owns an oil company in UAE and so you will be compensated accordingly. Please send business inquires to latvianwomenfanpage@gmail.com