here's an idea

Not even going to call them by name. It’s cliché but ever heard that any publicity is good publicity? Unfortunately it’s true. Sh~~ on here always seems to be about them good or bad, and that just means more people talk about them. How about if we ignore them, promote other groups in a positive way and mention some of the accomplishments of the rest of us? Then they’ll become the irrelevant girls on campus that they are. I’ll start. What group raised the most money for their philanthropy last semester? What group made quota in only their third year on campus? Who won Relay for Life? What group has the largest new member class for their first year of recruitment? How many groups have had zero new member drops? What group is the sportiest? Which chapter is the largest on campus? What group is known to have the best sisterhood? Who is known as the most diverse? I can tell you who isn’t any of these.