how to win rush and get recruited by every sororit

Just be yourself. that is, go in and tell stories where you hyperbolically narrate how you were reacting throughout the given story. For example: "So yesterday my professor said we were gonna have a pop quiz - and I was like oh my gosh i'm literally gonna die right now. But then he said just kidding I actually have to leave early so I'm letting you all out now- and I was like this is literally the best day of my entire life. So then as I walked out of the classroom I met this cute guy and I was like this is so happening right now. We started talking and I told him my classes and i was like- sorry for telling you my entire life story. It's whatever. It's literally whatever."