real sorority rankings at monster u

Sorority Rankings:

Top Tier
Pyton Nu Kappa: Cold hearted, merciless, witty, yet beautiful. They will eat you alive. No seriously, they will EAT you, digest you, and turn you into a poisonous piece of poo.


Upper Middle:
Slugma Kappa Theta: Down to earth vegetarians who won the Scare Games last year at Monster U.


Middle Tier:
Slugma Slugma Kappa (EEK) : Basically the same thing as Slugma Kappa Theta, but they recruit some non-slugs too since all the pretty ones rush Slugma Kappa Theta.
Argma Slugma Argma: Mix of pretty girls, scary girls, and terrifying dragon spider monsters. Very active on campus.


Lower Middle:
Chi Phi Argma – Almost all of them blonde hair Barbie dolls….with huge horns, long tails, and flat noses. \n\n\n\n\nBottom Tier:
Eta Hiss Hiss: Weird Snake ladies that didn’t get a bid from Pyton Nu Kappa. They like rock concerts and eating PIKES.