Since ASU wants to be a goober on our greek rank

Don’t be proud of your greek village it’s nothing to flex at all. And don’t flex your satellite houses y’all can’t even fully blast your music without catching a red tag. And just because you can throw down in a club doesn’t mean you should AT ALL. Not what a fraternity party should be like. It’s just a concert at that point. UofA frats drop 20k + on parties because we can. Only reason why we can’t booze at all of them because their being filmed by college weekly. That’s a flex ;) our parties can’t get shut down on row because it’s registered we can go hard into the night till 2am. Y’all shove people into a room w strobe lights from Walmart and cheap led strips from amazon. That’s a high school party. We also have WAY more of a campus vibe yall built into a city. Not the full college experience. Our night life is great nobody has a problem w the bars downtown and on university. Ah yeah so bummed we can’t go to fashion square boo boo nobody cares. Y’all can’t flex the party life and full college experience on UofA. Your time is up ASU isnt what it used to be. Everyone knows that