A brief and honest description of each sorority

A Phi: Solely top due to looks and clout. To their credit they have become a little nicer and more diverse over the years, but that has come at the cost of lower quality classes in the looks department.

DZ: Rightfully earned the rep of the party sorority. Also should be given credit for having the best philos, but every girl in this house likes tanning way too much.

AXO: The house that every PNM who knows nothing about Greek life thinks is top house. Good looking girls throughout, but they never succeed at keeping a high standard all year.

Pi Phi: The sorority that has girls that all look the same. Mostly good looking girls, but are relevant mostly because a select few fraternities LOVE them.

DG: A sorority that prides themselves on being the most friendly. Decent looking girls and basically every middle tier frat has some type of relations with them.

Kappa: The sorority everyone forgets about because you don’t see them around. Quite an interesting mix of girls; for every 8 or 9 they have, they have a 3 or 4 to go with.

Theta: The sorority that relies on an old rep harder than anyone. Even though they have plenty of good looking girls, due to the frats they hang with (or try to) and their outplayed “beauty and brains” rep, they’ve honestly become a lesser version of Pi Phi.

KD: Basically the lesser version of DZ. Just as wild, but have less good looking girls and philos are nowhere near their level.

Chi O: Easily the sorority with the best sisterhood. However, they often lose the few really good looking girls they have due to strict standards.

AOII: The new sorority on campus who has being doing quite well for themselves and has an impressive amount of decent looking girls. Need to focus on recruiting rather than Greekrank.

Sig Kap: The strictest sorority on campus. Have taken A Phi’s rep as the “mean girls” on campus despite being nowhere near their level in the looks department. Would be more appealing to PNMs if they weren’t so harsh.

ADPi: The sorority no one really knows about. Not at the recruitment level other sororities are at, but should get better with a GLV spot.

AGD: A very small sorority. Kind of seen as a meme in pan, but have nicer girls than given credit for.