chi phi thinks they’re top house?

So Chi Phi really thinks they’re top house, and we have to laugh. We have our own mansion, our parties are undefeated, and we don’t play that whack ass edm music. Waka Flocka is even coming to our next dayger.
and Have you seen our president? He is an absolute stud. Chi phi can’t even bench press past 100 lbs. this is not up for debate.