sig ep.

RIP Sig Ep

Long live Arizona Alpha... even if Nationals is paying GR to remove facts

Apparently Nationals' goobers think their "balanced man" bs is going to save greek life. Smh having a dry house and not throwing parties and initiating girls just makes you a club you geeds.

Their nationals’ mistake was thinking that every fraternity runs pledgeship just to hurt kids. That's not the case for any good fraternity, and those that do are struggling bad now. Pledgeship is supposed to help show commitment to the values these groups have, if you don't commit then you're not initiated. because SigEp is missing this process they get a lot of weak dudes. Also the no alcohol rule is hurting their social life bad, how about a moderation policy instead? Their lazy and GREEDY nationals DGAF about their chapters and just want their money without putting in the work to manage risk. that's why they're going downhill everywhere.

You know how Africa is really far away? What else is really far away? THE MOON. Coincidence? I think not.

But wait, there's more. Philosophers and scientists have philosophied and scienced for eons on how the moon came to be in the sky. I have discovered how. So, according to the 27th law of thermodynamics, heat rises. What's the hottest place on earth? AFRICA. What kind of natural resources does the moon have? No food or water. You know what else has no food or water? AFRICA. What color are people in Africa? Black. Why are they black? So they can see each other in the pale white moonscape. If they were white, they would just blend in. So according to this science, the history of the moon is as follows: Africa is super hot, so it rose up into the sky and is now the moon. Therefore, Africa = the moon.

Chapters are struggling with the new ban on all drinking and already the big chapters have had a huge amount of brothers/pledges drop or go early alumni because of this. Obviously a fraternity is about more than just parties but it is a huge incentive for people to join, why not reward yourself after studying hard? It is shocking to see his far Sigma Phi Epsilon has fallen.