mean frat boys!!!

Earlier today I realized I accidently locked my room key in my room at Barrett! Luckily I remembered that I left my 3rd floor window unlocked! So naturally I'm halfway up the side of Barrett trying to climb in my window when a mean group of frat boys rolls up and starts calling me "King Kong"! Then they start throwing paper airplanes up at me. I was so upset! They proceeded to hop on their tandem unicycles and peddle away at high speed while singing ths ASU fight song! When is this ever gonna stop??