First night of college freshman advice

1. Get super hammered and call the police or yourself
2. DM Tim Milly “wanna cuddle” (he will probably respond”
3. Sleep in your roommates bed (they won’t think it’s weird don’t worry)
4. Incorporate the new campus policy, Dukes Don’t Hold Doors. Yes you heard me. Find the most elderly person you can find I campus, invite them inside a building and then slam it on them. You will receive high-fives all around ! This is a great way to make new friends