what are the real sorority rankings here?

TOP:

Phi Mu- keeps getting better and better as the years go on. The girls get sweeter and prettier. Entire sorority is in love with each other and I guess thats good "sisterhood" They win greek week are intelligent and most of all classy. Not to mention 99% of them are gorgeous.

Alpha Phi- 80% are super attractive. but 70% are sloppy. Other than that... still a top sorority with lots of sisterly pride. Some good girls though.

Theta- people say well rounded. Eh most are nice

MIDDLE:

DG: it's a mixed group

Pi Phi: even more mixed than DG

BOTTOM:

Sig si- weird

A chi O- theres a reson they rhyme with no

Phi rho- engineering sorority... enough said

Top:
Alpha phi/Phi mu
Theta

Middle:
Delta gamma
A chi o/Pi phi

Bottom
Sigma psi
Phi rho

Top:
Phi Mu/Aphi
Theta

Middle
DG/Pi Phi
AXO

Bottom
Sig Psi/Phi Rho

Top:
A phi
Phi mu
Theta

Middle:
DG
Pi phi
A chi o

Bottom:
Sigma psi
Phi rho

...phi mu is falling wake up!!

A Phi- Goes hard. Beautiful house that is practically unfair to everyone else. Can get in trouble but always bounce back stronger. Strong recruiters, strong sisterhood, and a good time.
Phi Mu- Classic sorority types. Usually very pretty, smart girls. Definitely party, and really strive to find the prettiest girls. Controversial to many other greeks.

Theta- Diverse mixture of studious girls, partiers, hipsters, girlygirls, feminists, and girl-next-door types. Top GPA. Probably the best sisterhood. Have a weird sense of humor. Of the top 3, the least controversial.

MID
DG- Athletic, pretty diverse. Competes with Theta for top GPA most semesters. Really want to be in the top tier, and recruited well last Spring. Flies under the radar.
Pi Phi- Totally new, doesn't have a reputation. Some girls are weird, some really fun and interesting. Potential, but might get caught in the cattiness.
AXO- Completely independent, awesome sisterhood. Super feminist and girl power, who go against the grain and are above the GL cattiness. Pretty house, and super cool girls. Zero bad things to say about these girls.

Bottom
Sigma Psi- Super girl-power chapter who has a place on this campus. Definitely belong at CWRU.
Phi Rho- Engineers!

A Phi- Most of the girls here are really pretty. They have a gorgeous house, and they really enjoy going out and having a good time. Also, they do a really good job with their recruitment stuff. All the fraternities really like them, too.

Phi Mu- These girls are always super fashionable and the older pledge classes are filled with really sweet, genuine girls. Their house is adorable, and they do a great job of portraying themselves as a classy group of women.

Theta- They have a lot of racial diversity, and they seem to like going out and having a good time. Also, they have the top sorority GPA. Good job girls!

DG- They have a lot of athletic girls, and also a lot of girls who are really good at cooking! They are a diverse group, and are very nice.

Pi Phi- For a new sorority, they are doing really well for themselves, so keep it up ladies! They are really involved on campus, and have a lot of pretty, sweet girls. Also, they know how to go out and have a good time.

AXO- These girls are really hilarious, and people love hanging out with them. They have a great sisterhood, and are really friendly.

Sig Psi- A group of sweet, introverted girls. Even though they're quiet and sometimes fade into the background, they are a positive group on campus.

Phi Rho- There are a lot of really intelligent girls in this sorority, and their recruitment events were really cute and creative. Their house is really nice, too.

APhi- nice, hot, good sisterhood, #2 GPA, involved on campus, recruited #1, sometimes awkward at mixers
PhiMu- nice, hot, good sisterhood, #4 GPA, involved
Theta- the best kind of quirky, really cool, good sisterhood, smart, involved
DG- VERY involved on campus, recruited really well last year, #1 GPA, moving up
Pi Phi- recruited really well, new but already strong
AXO- great sisterhood, great group of girls
Sigma Psi- lacking on sisterhood, but are all really nice
Phi Rho- great sisterhood, all extremely close, small but tight

Just remember, these aren't always right. Find the one you fit in with best.

Honestly, based on what everyone was saying during recruitment last year, I thought the rankings were:
Top- Phi Mu, A Phi
Mid- Theta, DG, Pi phi
Bottom- AXO, Sig Psi, Phi Rho

Well I'm just gonna come right out and say what everyone else is thinking... "Top tier" sororities shouldn't have to be giving snap bids, so I think it's about time everyone switched up the rankings a bit.

A phi did not give out snap bids.