Ode to the Lovely Men of Ligma Pi

How can u be full of yourselves when ur not even tall enough to look in the mirror?? I heard through the grapevine they have a stepping stool in their bathroom so the men can see themselves. I think I have a neck injury bc how much i have to look down at them. Get in there boys if you drink milk as much as you down beers maybe you’ll grow above 5’6”!