every fraternity in a (large) nutshell

FIJI: No brotherhood. They even have brothers fighting at parties. Only reason they are remotely relevant is because they have a house, and it's dry at that. They also averaged a 2.5 average GPA last semester. Lastly, go check out the Total Frat Move article entitled "Why Your Fraternity Sucks."

Pi Kapp: Decent brotherhood and overall a good fraternity. But if it wasn't for that house, they wouldn't be anywhere near the level they are now. Not to mention an average GPA of below 2.5 as well. That being said though, they are still top 3.

TKE: "SebasYahDig." That's all I need to say. What a joke.

Beta: Pretty underated. They aren't a bad fraternity. They just have a lot of goobers. They have pretty good tailgates though and are looking promising. Their future looks bright, but not for a few years. They also have pretty good grades.

SigEp: Even before "SigEx" happened, they were a bunch of rich kids who all went to high school together. If they didn't know 3/4th's of Phi Sig from their high school days, they wouldn't be nearly as good. However GPA is high, but it's because they cheat. But hey, "get it how you live it" I suppose.

Sigma Chi: Probably the most underrated fraternity at FIU. I suppose that is expected considering they used to be full of goobers, but they seem to have made a nice turn-around. They also have good tailgates, and the highest GPA of all fraternities.

Phi Delt: Don't know much about them, but they are looking pretty promising.