Addressing Toxic Rumors
by: Sig EpI have had the misfortune of hearing the most twisted, vile, and downright nasty rumor that has ever circulated on campus. There has been an unfounded report that all Sig Ep’s smell like BO. This is ridiculous. Every morning we all wake up together and check that each brother has applied a generous lathering of Old Spice anti-perspirant in BO prone areas of the human body. If you are a person of decency and resepct you will join our brotherhood’s effort to dispel these rumors. If anybody has any information on who started these rumors please come forward.
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