if the fraternities were guys at a party

AGR- parks his truck on the lawn
ATO- shows up cause he was invited by a beta
SAE- first guys to show up to the party, been drunk since 5
BETA- walks in with coffee in one hand and a chiO holding the other
SIGEP- wearing a jersey
FH- too busy studying to come
KSIG- threw the party. Way too large as usual
FIJI- tries to fight the Snu the entire time
SNU- doesn't pay much attention to the Fiji trying to fight him, looks around the whole time for the piphis
SIGCHI- lights up a blunt in the middle of the party
LAMBDA- shows up belligerently drunk, steals the blunt from the SigChis
KA- passes out on the couch after unsuccessfully hitting on every girl at the party
PIKE- walks around flexing the whole time
PHI TAU- rides in on a razor scooter, gets kicked out
DELT- walks in like a normal human, still gets kicked out