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if the fraternities were guys at a party

by: True

AGR- parks his truck on the lawn
ATO- shows up cause he was invited by a beta
SAE- first guys to show up to the party, been drunk since 5
BETA- walks in with coffee in one hand and a chiO holding the other
SIGEP- wearing a jersey
FH- too busy studying to come
KSIG- threw the party. Way too large as usual
FIJI- tries to fight the Snu the entire time
SNU- doesn't pay much attention to the Fiji trying to fight him, looks around the whole time for the piphis
SIGCHI- lights up a blunt in the middle of the party
LAMBDA- shows up belligerently drunk, steals the blunt from the SigChis
KA- passes out on the couch after unsuccessfully hitting on every girl at the party
PIKE- walks around flexing the whole time
PHI TAU- rides in on a razor scooter, gets kicked out
DELT- walks in like a normal human, still gets kicked out

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#1  by: Hahahahahah   
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This is the best thing I've ever read on this website thank you so much.

By: Hahahahahah
#2  by: Plz   
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Whoever wrote this needs to make one for sororities too

By: Plz
#3  by: Thank hou   
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You have made the perfect depiction of life at osu

By: Thank hou
#4  by: Lol   
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Delt- gets kicked out and then makes up a story about getting laid

By: Lol
by: Notadelt(thank god)Apr 28, 2016 8:24:44 PM

Lol

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#5  by: Bump   
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Bump.

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#6  by: Ha   
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They mad lol

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#7  by: Yup   
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113 dislikes sheesh

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#8  by: need   
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someone make a sorority one asap

By: need
#9  by: lol   
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lol lol

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#10  by: Yep   
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Posting this comment so everyone can see this post in 2021!

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