phi psi suspended

My inside sources have confirmed that the phi psi's were waterboarding each other and it was led by their president who spiraled out of control and actually got addicted to waterboarding himself. This is a very sad situation. I hope he can stop waterboarding himself because it is my belief that this would be very painful for him. Waterboarding is a torture method I think and I think he would problably be in a lo;t of pain if he did this! Don't you think this owuldu hurt to waterboard yourslef?>~!