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AOII till I die baby

Hey y'all! Kenny Chesty here for KA! Does your sister have more teeth than you? Wanna join a frat where you won't be the only guy with 11 toes? Drive a truck that's so big it causes global warmin on campus? Then KA's the answer for ya! First off, KA ain't no fraternity. They're an order! And they'll always make sure to tell ya that cause they ain't frat boys, they're really knights. Yep, that's right! They even get titles like knight commander so you know cool they really are. Next, they've got a house on campus. Don't mind the pouches of skoal and empty 2 liters of mountain dew layin all around the house, that's just good decoratin. Last, make sure you come see'em when they tailgate at football games. It's like walkin into the fanciest trailer park in tillman's corner whenever they've got their tent setup. Call 1-877-4INBRED to join now! They'll answer your call whenever someone learns them how to read their letters and numbers and how to use one of them science fiction talkin machines that fit in your hand. Call now and you'll also receive a CD of my greatest KA hits including: -I lost my hunting knife so I lost my wife -I cried when my trail dog went blind -Mountain Dew Code Red: Best thang Jesus made -If it ain't got 30's lifted up, it ain't a pickup Call now y'all!

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Kappa Delta Sorority

Love them country boys

One of the better frats on campus, maybe not the best though. They throw a lot of parties and are pretty involved but their house seems dead when there's not some event going on there

Hi, Billy Mays here for TKE! Are you a GEED who wants to go Greek but don't want things like giving back to the academic community or rendering any public service of any kind getting in the way? Have you thought about rushing Sig Chi but your parents' tax returns don't look that great? Is the thought of having to party at a frat house on a dry campus a major issue for you? Then no worries! The TKE 5000 has you covered! This amazing product is top-of-the-line and comes with the following features. First, TKE has a dilapidated house off campus that looks like a homeless camp but no worries bro! Every time you walk through the door, there will always be a brother there to spot you with a beer or a bowl of the good stuff. Second, don't worry about your grades. Grades are just numbers in a computer that the school uses to punish guys who know how to party. Remember, you can always do grade replacement when you're a sixth-year senior brah! Finally, it's okay to have the courage to go after big girls as a TKE. Not only will your bros encourage you to take a chance and drunkenly ask that 250 pound girl to go back to your room, chances are, your big has probably already slept with her at least twice anyway. Call 1-800-OKWHYNOT to order now! But wait.....there's more! Call in the next 30 minutes and you'll receive a complementary shot of penicillin. As a TKE, your GPA isn't going to be the only thing burning up in flames so go ahead and preorder. Remember, their slogan isn't "Better men for a better world" anymore but "Hey as long as it's curable." Operators are standing by...well if they're not too high to hit the green button on their phones. Call now!\n\n\n\n\n

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Alpha Gamma Delta Sorority

They are the best gentlemen on greek row. So proud of all the things they do, they are truly the best. They are constantly doing things in the community and on campus. They have great relationships with the majority of the sororities on campus but also branch out to non-greeks very very often.

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Alpha Gamma Delta Sorority

Everyone loves Pi Kapp down at south! Defiantly one of the best on campus! They always make very one feel so welcomed around their house and at tail gates. The men of Pi kapp are all tall, attractive, sweet, and have great personalities. They got the best pledge class of this fall!

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Alpha Omicron Pi Sorority

I love the ladies of AOII! They always put their best foot forward at any event and want to be the best on campus! These ladies our very smart and friendly and are always willing to help out others! Many professors have commented about the work AOII ladies put in. Overall, they have a good sisterhood. You always see them walking around campus together.

Associates with:
Pi Kappa Phi Fraternity
Kappa Delta Sorority

They're a good group of guys for the most part. However, they've been losing popularity over the past few years and I know a couple of guys who quit because they felt like the brotherhood just wasn't there. If they get a good PC in 18, they'll be fine.

Associates with:
Kappa Delta Sorority

I met a really sweet AOII during football season at a tailgate this past year. She was a new member and wasn't initiated yet but she seemed to have a lot to say about AOII. She talked pretty highly of it and even tried to rush me after only being a part of the group for a month or so. I knew her from Honors College and I considered her pretty smart so I was honestly shocked she went greek because of my impression of how greek life is. She's not exactly your typical blonde barbie of a sister but she's still managed to fit into her house pretty well. Honestly with things like this you can't judge a sorority from what they have online. You just have to meet the girls