Spring 2023 Fraternity Rankings

by: This is a jokeApr 12, 2023 11:37:55 AM

Salesianum High School = The Italians > 40 man spring pc

Grottos Legends > Joey G (stud) > Alpha Squid

"Yea dude we get the KAstle back in 2038"- overheard at spring rush event > These guys took a bad fall > Literal Ogres of Newark (stole this from another post but it's true)

Elephant Walkers > DTD (nice guy frat) > Overpriced Water = Dudes who haven't brushed their teeth since high school (looking at you phi psi brother get off GR and take a shower)

The Sorority for men > NChap legends (dont hate their dages are packed) = Alpha Epsilon Piss (good guys)

Zeta Beta Tbowl (i know these guys take chops all day)= Fake Sig Nu letters >

GPA Kings (pretty sick some dudes have above a 3.5 and get hammered 7 days a week) > Grottos Legends stole your house rip (good dages) = D Poo (they are rising and getting better don't hate on them) > Hengineers

Ginger carries them = Farmer Johns > Tep (i love tep, everyone should)

I have no idea where to put APES/DKE. I don't need their underground brotherhood fighting logging on greekrank at the same time so that's discussion for another day. Roll Hens. \n\n\n\n\n