i guess i’m a geed for life :(

If there’s one regret that I have from college it’s not joining a fraternity. Being 38 now, I still think about my terrible decision to be a GEED to this day. Being a GDI has costed me job opportunities, friends, and any chance at finding someone who’s down to spoon. I get on my 5:45 train ride back home every day and the first thing that crosses my mind is why I made this awful decision. No one at work will talk to me since I don’t have letters. My parents wont even come to my birthday party at chili’s. The people at chili’s won’t even sing me a birthday song because they can smell the Geed in me as soon as I step in the place. Oh well, guess I have to stay home another Saturday night :(