facts

Sig Nu-contents-50% stud 30% squid 20% noodle "we really aren't as cool as u think"
Sig Ep- contents-100% charmin ultra soft -"if we think you're cool enough and can afford our dues we can hangout once in a while"
KA-"half of us are actually tough the other half just act tough by refusing to smile and laugh"
Kap Sig-"we hand out bids like varsity letters, please don't mention how we're ab to fall off"
SAE-"we do a paper bag test just with your hair tho, no light haired boys aloud"
FiJi-"ca ca can we please be top tier"
Pi Kapp-"we are basically the kings of the middle tier don't fuq with us"
Machi-"cmon guys we're pretty good, but why does no one care?"
Theta chi-"we should probably let in less squids if we ever want to become relevant"
DTD-"we are so upper middle tier"
Apes-" yea we're creepy so what"
the rest I don't even know