Any Fraternities wanna rush/bid me?

What’s up guys! It’s Bryant Larson here, but all my boys from Westchester NY just call me B. Since fall semester is looking less and less likely (lol), I thought I’d get a jump start on virtual rush! Anyway, what you need to know about me is that I love to party and hook up with hotties. My boys in high school drank all the time (like every weekend), but they all ended up going to state schools. I’m known for being able to shotgun a cold natty in less than 4 seconds and my tendency to jump through tables. I don’t know a lot about vandy Greek Life yet, but from what I’ve read, PIKE sucks!!!! Hahaha, jk if you’re cool. Anyways, shoot me a message if your chapter is interested in bidding their next frat star.
(Oh, and don’t worry. Pledging will be cake for me)

-B