truth about gulf

THIS IS THE TRUE STORY OF WHY KA GOT EVICTED

Most people have been saying that KA got evicted at gulf because of their joint darty with sig chi that was way too lit. This is not true. They didn't even have a darty with Sig Chi, only a kickback (chill af). A whole hour after the kickback (chill af), an entire swat team randomly pulled up to the Ka house. A little backstory before this continues: as mentioned in my previous posts, I am in Ka, and, as mentioned in my previous posts, me and my boys borrowed a kids pencil in class and didn't give it back and we feel terrible about it. Anyway the swat team started sounding of sirens and ran into the house. We thought we needed to hide the alcohol but they just kept screaming at us "WHERE'S THE PENCIL?." My boy was holding a pencil at the time, and so they arrested him. The confiscated his pencil, evicted us, and brought him out in handcuffs. The crazy thing is that the police freed my boy after running diagnostics on the pencil because they found out it wasn't even the pencil we borrowed from that kid in class! Gottem! #southernboyz4life