dietary restrictions at rush event

Yo so I hittup Cabana with the boys-
all the homies and brothers are SMASHING burgers, fries, potpies, mac n CHEESE, bread, breadSTICKS
u name it

this waiter (who's actually MY BOY) rolls thru with my arugula salad + diet kale juice (I'm looking to lose 30 pounds obviously for this chick)

I got cut the next day, salad was fire. I'm tryna bool later if anyones down