The Rise of SAE

Listen here you plebeians. Have you ever wondered what true greatness was? Have you ever wondered who was really pulling the strings at this school. We’ll allow us to reveal ourselves. We are SAE, and we are legion. Since time immemorial, we have been systematically creating and eliminating the competition in this school. Who allowed DU to come back, only to get them kicked off again? It was us. That infamous poll that went around the school? They didn’t even make it, we did. Who called the cops on Sig Ep so that they’d get screwed over with hazing? We did. Don’t even get me started on KDR. We literally brought lambda back from the ashes to be our puppet. Fiji is next, then chi phi, and then… THE WORLD