fall 1876 frat/sorority rankings
by: Dum C Umpster
Lambda: First fraternity established... mostly inhale ether amongst themselves
KDR: Been rumored to let their maidens lie with other men
SPE: These gentlemen have large rapiers
TKE: A gypsy woman wanders market street muttering of their demise...
AXO/Kappa: Fine ladies with child bearing hips, many come from families of industry barons... hard to please but have large dowries
Chi O: These women can plow a field faster than an ox, with the libido twice as high! (Will do anything for one straw penny)
Theta: Neither have dowries nor strength of ox... wenches in the utmost sense
Delta Gamma: Can beat an egg, but won't beat your gentleman's sausage. Well-suited for wifehood (with a ChiOx on the side!)
#2by: Chauncey Hossington III
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