what are the real sorority rankings here?

It's useless to outright "rank" these houses, but you can compare them by:

Popularity (how much frats want to mix with them)
1) KKG
2) AXO
3) DG
4) Pi Phi
5) Theta

Attractiveness
1) KKG
2) Pi Phi
3) AXO
4) DG
5) AZD

Fun (outside of parties)
1) AXO
2) DG
3) KKG
4) ADPi
5) Theta

Sisterhood
1) DG
2) Chi O
3) KKG
4) AXO
5) Theta

Involvement
1) DG
2) Chi O
3) AXO
4) ADPi
5) KKG

incoming sophomores: get off this site, forget all the stereotypes you knew (or thought you knew), and experience recruitment with a blank slate. Many of you will be surprised with where you end up--it probably won't be your first choice. You've heard it over and over again, but you end up where you're supposed to, even if you don't think it's the right fit for you on Bid Day. Good luck, and let the girl flirting begin!

All of the sororities at Bucknell are good. There are awesome girls in every single one of them, and no matter where you end up you'll be in love with it by the end of welcome night. The fraternities, on the other hand, are a different story.

Top: AXO KKG Pi Phi
Middle: DG ADPi AZD
Bottom: Theta ChiO

kkg
dg/axo
adpi
theta
xo

axid is too soon to rank and xo is improving rapidly.

KKG: hot fun
AXO: average to above average faces mixed with lots of make up. average to little above average bodies
DG: AXO's minus ton of makeup and look friendlier
Pi phi: lots of girls similar to kappa and some new pledges that remind me of axo, lookswise
ADPI: average girls with lots of makeup
axid: same with adpi except more socially awkward

it seems like all the axo juniors came back from abroad, and all the kappa juniors went abroad so the first few mixers of this semester could end up giving axo the lead

but ur juniors are ur worst class u prob dont want them back duh

Top House: KKG

Upper middle: AXO / Pi phi / DG

Middle: ADPI

Lower Middle AZD / theta

Lower Chi O

KKT
AXO
DG
AXID
ADPi/XO
Theta