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University:  University of Virginia - UVA

Greek Organization:  Alpha Sigma Phi

Author:  Steamer

Comment:  The moment you step inside, the steam hits. A thick, swirling cloud of pure frat energy, rising from the floors, the walls, and the sheer, unrelenting heat of too many guys existing in one space. It’s a steam unlike any other—part body heat, part spilled beer evaporating on contact, part the sheer force of unshowered determination. Steam pours from the living room, where a group of dudes scream over a pong game like it’s the Super Bowl. Steam rises from the kitchen, where someone’s making the world’s worst late-night grilled cheese. Steam seeps from the upstairs hallway, where something is definitely happening, but you don’t want to know what. The entire house breathes, sweats, and steams with a kind of chaotic energy that’s both horrifying and oddly impressive. Would I return? Maybe, if I bring a towel, a gas mask, and a deep appreciation for the art of steaming. Three stars for commitment to the most humid experience outside of an actual rainforest.