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University:  Miami University of Ohio - MU

Greek Organization:  Delta Chi

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Comment:  I shall provide an example of what spending a Friday night at 131 E Withrow St is like. I walk into the pregame at 8:30 pm, lights off, shirts off, and someone is screaming across the pong table calling himself "elite" for sinking the last cup in a meaningless game. I ask why losing one game is such a big deal, and a kid in a high school hockey jersey says, "You don't understand the subtle intensity of this sport Terrence, you pigeon. I'm Scottie Pippen with it." Another brother walks up and says, "Facts Cheddy," and daps him up, causing a ripple across the beer puddles on the floor. The 15 girls who are on the porch begin to turn around towards , but the lights are turned off, and "Take It Off" by Fisher begins playing. The girls who are on the porch slowly trickle in as some dude everyone keeps calling "Bubby" runs outside, yelling about how he needs to find a Subaru to piss on. As the floor continues to fill up, I notice a man wearing a Boston Cannons jersey. He walks up to me and yaps about how cool Houlihan Lokey is, and he can't wait to make "dummy bread" in Nashville next year. Then just as the party is beginning to fill up, someone shouts "Grease, turn it up!" and then "The Boys Are Back in Town" by Thin Lizzy starts playing.