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University:  University of Alberta - UA

Greek Organization:  Farmhouse

Author:  helpmydog

Comment:  I was walking past their house the other day and they stopped me in my tracks. They had a guy walking around in a Tony the Tiger costume yelling "I can swim! I don't care what they say, I can do it!!" I started walking again, but then they tried to steal my dog and make it their king. I begged them to let it go, but they started chanting in a circle repeating "King of beer, king of beer, king of beer". I have no idea what that means. The only way I was able to get my dog back was to join in the circle. After a few rounds of chanting, they took me inside and gave me a bag of goldfish crackers and some guru energy drinks. Anyways it was a pretty chill time 10/10